Dear Sir,

Magnificent and brave Bermuda. Stand up to the British Government, which for years has turned Britain into a nightmare of alley-cat morality, drunkenness and crazed extremism.

Modern Britain is a muck heap. Tell Governor Rankin that if he does not like Bermuda, he should scurry back to dear old Blighty.

If I could become a Bermuda citizen, I would.

GEOFFREY DUNHAM

Toorak, Melbourne

Australia